My "Crappy" Day

Today, on my way home from work, a man pooped in his pants on the train. I won't even go into details about how I knew he pooped in his pants. It made me so nauseated, when the train reached the next stop, I had to run out of the car I was in and onto the next car. I can't even believe that other people stayed in the car with Mr. Poopy-Pants.

This is the story of my life.